My Childhood Games Part 2: “Milk Jug Dragging”

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Whenever the Johnson family finished a gallon of milk, I would exult.  When I was done exulting, I would phone any number of neighborhood cronies and begin an activity that would inevitably provide endless hours of harmless diversion.  First we would jump on the empty plastic jug, rendering it flat, and throw it onto the street.  Then one of us would mount a bicycle and, after gaining the proper speed, approach the carton with an extended right leg.  As the young shaver reached the milk vessel, he would firmly step on it and drag it under his foot as he rode the Bramble lane circuit.  This would create an annoying noise for the neighbors to enjoy, and sometimes the participant could maintain the non-biodegradable lacto-corpse under his foot for several trips around the block!  I become teary-eyed as I remember the carefree larks enjoyed during this blissful experience.

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One Response to “My Childhood Games Part 2: “Milk Jug Dragging””

  1. Rectal Smegma Says:

    Those gallon milk jugs are great for relieving yourself on long road trips without stopping. Me and Rastus MaGillicuddy set a record time on a road trip to the glorious People’s Republik of Florida by using the milk jugs on the way and the smell was wonderful.

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